Vintage Video Games – a new hobby!

I have an odd relationship with video games.  Sometimes I will get into a habit of playing a specific game almost obsessively, and then I will move on with my life and not touch a controller for months.  For years, I’ve been afraid to admit that I’m a gamer; some of my more social endeavors have taught me that most of my contemporaries are of the opinion that the only people who play video games are virgins who live in their parents’ basements.

I just don’t believe that’s true.  For me, it’s the simple activity of having something that stimulates my brain.  I play video games when I get bored to tears of television (which is too often).  That’s not to say that I never watch TV… I have certain TV shows that I enjoy, but as for the standard mind-numbing ignorance and staged reality shows, I hate them.  What’s worse; they rot my brain.  My little brain is almost always begging for something to poke at.  TV is just not interactive enough for me.

So, I’ve started playing even more games, rather than watching TV.  Puzzle games, social games, or just fun shoot ’em ups.  As a result, I started missing the “old school” video games… namely The Legend of Zelda for Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES).  Dug it outta the attic, picked up right where I left off.  It had been nagging at me for years because I never did beat that game…

Aside from seeing all my old games on a 60″ plasma screen, it all feels very nostalgic.  Fun, but not what I was hoping for in terms of something that would keep my brain entertained after work and in between social events.  A quick foray onto eBay blew my mind… these SNES games are actually being sold for money.  Some of them are going for BIG money.

If you’re not aware that retro gaming is making a comeback, then you’ll be just as surprised as I was to discover that there are SNES games going for over $200… and these aren’t mint-condition, in the box kind of auctions.  This is simply a hunk of gray plastic with a 16-bit game stored in it.  Crazy!  Well, you know my general opinion of things when shopping… if it’s expensive, that must mean it kicks ass, right?!?  Naturally, I suddenly crave these $200 SNES games that I’ve never heard of.  Oi vey.

So, as of late, I’ve been seeking out things such as garage sales and flea markets for the first time in my life.  Very interesting places… such an interesting combination of complete shit, interesting things, and random produce (yeah… produce… I said fucking produce.  Who buys their produce from a flea market?  I wouldn’t put anything from that place into my mouth… Sorry).  It’s been a fun and adventurous new hobby so far.  I’ve met many people that completely embody the typical “gamer” (by which I mean complete losers) but I’ve also met some neat people who are, like me, (almost) normal.

So, if you want to go rooting around in your attic or basement and pull out some old SNES games, keep me in mind!  I’m really enjoying collecting them, playing them, and trading them.  Maybe you will too!

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FREE THE BEAST!

So I took a little break.  Alright, okay, I took a big break.  This is my first blog post in exactly one year.  It’s time.

(Opens door to cryogenic freezing chamber)  Let’s see, what have I missed in the past year?  What th-  I leave you people alone for 12 months and this is what I come back to?

The gulf has turned into oil, a Dances With Wolves remake topped Titanic’s box office numbers, and a Madonna-ish he/she is singing about poker faces?  Are you sure I only slept for a year??  To quote Marty McFly, this is heavy.  Who’s the president, a black guy?  OH…MY….GOD.

Okay well, technically I was wide awake and blogging for election ’08 but still, there have been quite a few significant changes in the world since I last blogged.  I have a lot of catching up to do.

Any old business?  Let’s start with a clean up…(deletes a ton of old posts that are no good)…there, that’s better.  Breathe in that clean, fresh air.  No need for a ton of stale posts stinking up the joint.  I kept some of my favorites.  Now, on to new business.

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How’s that going to fit in my pocket?  Are pants pockets bigger in the future?  Ohhh, it’s supposed to be like a laptop.  But there’s no keyboard.  And really no way for me to see it while I’m typing because it lays flat.  So…it’s not like a laptop at all then.  It’s more like a….well, a really big ipod.  Hmm.  I think I want one.  I’m not really sure why but I think I have to have it (clicks “add to cart”).  No.  Must…wait…til…next…generation…It will be worth the wait, I just know it!  Sigh (clicks “remove from cart”).  ipad 2nd gen will have a camera.  I just know it.

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How come when I get a care package I only get *one* but that guy gets like, FOUR?  That’s not very fair.  Cheaters.  I wish I wouldn’t have entered prestige mode.  I miss my AK.  And I DESPISE heartbeat sensors and noob tubes!  They should make some types of gameplay that nix of that kind of stuff.  If you’re so retarded that the only kills you can get are from a grenade that you automatically dropped after I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE, then you’re pathetic.  You don’t even deserve to hold a grenade.

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Hello Robert Downey, Jr.  All cleaned up now?  Good!  Welcome back to acting, Hollywood missed you.  Ha, wouldn’t it be funny if you got cast as characters with drinking or drug abuse problems?  What’s that?  Oh.  My bad.  I didn’t realize that your last two roles were Tony Stark and Sherlock Holmes.  Don’t feel bad…according to Wikipedia, the mind-altering narcotics that Holmes was known for were legal substances in 19th century England.  And Stark’s a very collected drinker.  He doesn’t get drunk and make an ass out of himself…what’s that?  Oh.  I guess he does in part two, huh?  Didn’t realize.  At any rate, it’s great to have you back.

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Justin Bieber:  stop, man.  Just stop.

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In short, my dear fans, I have loved every minute of my hiatus, however,  I’ve missed you all dearly.  I’ve missed writing.  I’ve missed the level of responsibility that comes from forcing myself to watch things like Giant Octopus vs Mega Shark for the sole purpose of saying that I saw it and being able to discuss it.

There will always be some new or old piece of pop culture on which to wax philosophical.  I’m here to stay.  Don’t everybody thank me at once.

-T. Ham

The Video Game Evolution

Look alive nerds – video games are becoming something for everyone.

Rather play video games than talk to girlfriendFor years, playing video games was the sport of losers.  Sit at home, alone, probably in the dark, and push buttons.  No social interaction.  No physical activity.  No wonder cheerleaders and jocks made fun of us!  Those times are quickly changing however as video gaming moves away from the being “alone in the dark” (pun intended) and moves towards something else entirely.  For those of you who don’t know much about video games at all, let me provide a brief history…  (brief because I’m only listing the most popular consoles…there were actually over 50 consoles made between 1972 and 2000).

1972 – Everyone thinks that the Atari was the first video game console on the scene, but those people are wrong.  The first console in the American home was the Magnavox Odyssey.  Infamous for having a controller with poor responsiveness and being battery powered (what?!?), the Odyssey also had no sound and, as to be expected, crude graphics.

1977 – Atari 2600, which actually allowed gamers to play more than one game!  Sold in cartridges resembling 8-tracks, the games had mono sound Atari Controllerand multiple colors.  It’s controller?  The now-iconic black square with a joystick on top.  Oh!  And the big red button…don’t forget about the big red button.  Now, a flood of consoles come onto the market – Mattel, one of the largest toy manufacturers of all time – brings out Intellivision, Colecovision hosts several consoles, and Atari and Magnavox continue to released updated versions of their consoles as well.  Additionally, arcades in shopping centers and malls are growing in popularity.

1985 – Nintendo comes out with the Nintendo Entertainment System, NES Mario Brothersrevamping the gaming industry and breathing more life into the arcades.  The Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, is probably one of the most popular consoles of all time.  It’s headlining game, Super Mario Brothers, is still played on old and new consoles across the world.  Meanwhile, Atari struggles to keep up and comes out with the 2600 Junior and the 7800.

1989 – The Sega Genesis gaming system takes the stage and sells very well until…

1991 – Not to be outdone, Nintendo ships out the Super Nintendo SNES Donkey KongEntertainment System, SNES.  Still a cartridge system, but certainly with improved graphics and a leg up on the NES.  The Sega Genesis and the SNES run neck-in-neck, for the first time providing American with two really good choices of home video gaming consoles.

1995 – Huge electronics company Sony decides to get in on the gaming industry.  The Sega Saturn also debuts in 1995, but is largely outdone by the Sony Playstation.  At this point, gaming graphics are good enough to be deemed “awesome” and “radical” by adolescents everywhere.

In the years that followed, a major console was released nearly every year.  1995-2002 proved to be sort of a “proving ground” for the video game market, and everyone held their breath to see which company would be on top of the game at Christmas every year.  1996 brought us the Nintendo N64, 1997 was the year for the SNES Model 2 which sold very well also.  1998, Sega brought out the Sega Genesis 3 and followed it quickly in 1999 with the Sega Dreamcast, its last console to date.  In 2000, Sony revamped its system and marketing the Playstation 2 (or PS2) and then it all came crashing down in 2001 when both the Nintendo Game Cube and the Microsoft Xbox were released, much to Sony’s dismay.  In 2001, it was the clash of the titans as Nintendo, Sony and newcomer Microsoft battled it out for the highest sales numbers every quarter.

The most recent years haven’t proved to be much different; Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony are still the big three players.  In 2005, Microsoft debuted the Xbox 360 to rave reviews but in 2006, both Sony and Nintendo unveiled their new consoles as well.  Sony’s PS3 was a higher-end console (read: overpriced) and was geared towards more hardcore gamers (read: nerdy “alone in the dark” types).  Nintendo, however, took it to another level entirely….

A Wii Party2006 brought us the Nintendo Wii.  What makes it so awesome?  Just watch someone play it and you’ll quickly find that the Wii is not just a video game console but a party game console!  With games like bowling and baseball that anyone can play (and I mean anyone – my 82 year old grandfather loves it just as much as my 4 year old cousin) the Wii has sent gaming into orbit.  It’s not just for adolescent boys anymore.

What does the future hold?  It’s unclear at this point if Sony will be able to hang in there.  Sales of their overpriced consoles lack from the downturned economy and they haven’t made any announcements regarding the future of their involvement in the gaming market.  Microsoft however has already begun implementing a new system that could be – dare I say it – BETTER than the Wii.  It’s called Project Natal, although it’s unclear at this time whether that will be the final name of the device, but it is an add-on for the current Xbox 360 console that will allow gamers to play games without any controller at all.  What?  No, no….I don’t mean you need to strap something to your arms or hold something in your hands to play the game.  I mean you don’t need ANY controller at all.  Well, let me rephrase: your body IS the controller.

Why did I bother blogging a brief history of video games?  Because I think that it’s all changing.  Ever since 1972, gaming has been a one or two person thing either done full time by nerds or part time by cool kids when it’s raining and there’s nothing better to do.  But with the onset of games like Guitar Hero, Rock Band and the collection of team sport games on the Wii system, video games are becoming a more popular party activity…if you had a party in the 90’s it was “Let’s play charades!”

I’m thinking that the future of house parties and cookouts will be something entirely different…something that revolves entirely around a big screen TV and an inconspicuous gaming console.

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